So I was supposed to review a months worth of my new media texts for example my my phone texts, Facebook, twitter that kind of thing. Now this is extremely difficult for me because I do not have an Instagram or Twitter account and I almost never go on Facebook any more, as far as my text messages I normally delete things that I don't need so this is what I found:
SOMETHING IS IN THE WATER!
9/2/2014
Jen: “Why are you not answering your phone?”
Me: “I’m at school babe…whats up??”
Jen: “I’m freaking out and need to talk to you ASAP!!”
Me: “Breath! What is wrong?”
Jen: “The tests are ALL POSITIVE!!
Me: “Seriously?!? Sweets everything is gonna be fine…just try and keep calm…I’ll call you as soon as I leave here and we will work it out together”
9/4/2014 AM
Cousin: “We need to find a way to put aside our crap, I’m gonna be a MOM that makes you an aunt”
Me: “Congrats, I’m happy for you and Tas but we will have to take baby steps to rebuild”
Me: “I’ll call you later when I can talk”
This one I have to say was the best!
9/4/2014 PM
Lauren: “Estoy con nino. Buenas Noches”
9/5/2014
Lauren: “Morning did you get my text?”
Me: “WHAT?!?!? My phone died last night and I just woke up…. Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?
Lauren: “Yes so don’t tell anyone but I need to know where to go for ultrasounds and shit”
Lauren: “I took 4 tests Tina I’m knocked up”
Me: “OK are you happy about this? And my lips are sealed…you go to your ob babe”
Lauren: “Ok cool and yea I am. I will call you later to talk more”
SOMETHING IS IN THE WATER!
9/2/2014
Jen: “Why are you not answering your phone?”
Me: “I’m at school babe…whats up??”
Jen: “I’m freaking out and need to talk to you ASAP!!”
Me: “Breath! What is wrong?”
Jen: “The tests are ALL POSITIVE!!
Me: “Seriously?!? Sweets everything is gonna be fine…just try and keep calm…I’ll call you as soon as I leave here and we will work it out together”
9/4/2014 AM
Cousin: “We need to find a way to put aside our crap, I’m gonna be a MOM that makes you an aunt”
Me: “Congrats, I’m happy for you and Tas but we will have to take baby steps to rebuild”
Me: “I’ll call you later when I can talk”
This one I have to say was the best!
9/4/2014 PM
Lauren: “Estoy con nino. Buenas Noches”
9/5/2014
Lauren: “Morning did you get my text?”
Me: “WHAT?!?!? My phone died last night and I just woke up…. Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?
Lauren: “Yes so don’t tell anyone but I need to know where to go for ultrasounds and shit”
Lauren: “I took 4 tests Tina I’m knocked up”
Me: “OK are you happy about this? And my lips are sealed…you go to your ob babe”
Lauren: “Ok cool and yea I am. I will call you later to talk more”